Orioles Haiku
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in the bulls pen. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pitches.
Craig Kimbrel on the MLB 3D tracker is going to give me nightmares
3:30 because then we leave by 4:30 and have the rest of the night #TBIA
What’s your favorite time slot to catch a Maryland Football game at SECU Stadium?
He’s talking about Shintaro Fujinami #BringBackShintaroFujinami
He needs to play
Sore from what dawg 😭 going 0-for-4?
Tony Mansolino says that Tyler O’Neill was unavailable tonight with general soreness Doesn’t think he’s an IL candidate
oh
Teams love Charlie Morton — who has a very positive postseason history and who’s been solid following a slow start — and he’s drawing a lot of interest on the trade market. Many teams inquiring.
2013 Jim Johnson would’ve killed this guy
The Orioles cannot depend on Felix Bautista man how many times are we gunna make this mistake?
new sentence just dropped
TALKIN’ JAKE INSIDE-THE-PARK HOME RUN OFF QUAVO!
In other news, grass is green!
🚨 Rays are luck merchants! 🚨 ⚾ Orioles @ Rays 🏟️ 07/19/2025 Final Score: Orioles 3 - 4 Rays 📊 Deserve-to-Win: Orioles 55% - 26% Rays (Tie 19%) #MLB #Statcast #Orioles #Rays #Birdland #RaysUp
Calling Tyler O’Neill useless is an insult to the word useless
Baltimore is useless
not since the goat
Truly when was the last time an Oriole caught a baserunner?