☦️Wario
@OrthodoxWario
OrthoBro and Eastern Mystic.
"He was an international icon known for his tremendous health gains on an unlikely diet. He was an inspiration everywhere, until he felt the knife in his back. Meet Jared of Subway." "Hi, Tucker. Thanks for having me." "So- what happened?" "I was framed by the CIA." "Outrageous."
What are you even supposed to do here? Just walk around spending money on snacks?
Corporate America actually surpasses Europe in building walkable streets at theme parks
Cuba and NK will be the last two countries standing. Zero fatties. High TFR.
Cuba has faced a U.S. trade embargo since 1958, which has cost the economy about a $1 trillion since inception! Check out the streets of Havana!
How about a Jewish version of the Jersey shore called “Jewsy Shore” staring Maik the Schviztuation takes place in the Gaza Strip and does “GTL” (genocide, Torah, Larceny) shoots at Palestinians, etc.
80/20 issues like gas cans, straws and lightbulbs would go a long way toward making JD the president. A return to normalcy.
It’s the little things in life that bring me the most joy. Normal gas cans. Incandescent lightbulbs. Coca Cola with real sugar.
Hulk Hogan was a once-in-a-generation, larger-than-life icon of American entertainment. He was also a Patriot with a heart of gold who loved his country, his countrymen, and his President. Having spent much of his career defeating various anti-Patriot characters, it is fitting…
Hulk Hogan was a genuine, uniquely American creation. Fearlessly original. Flawed but unbowed. He had the courage to stand on his own principles, and he never stopped fighting for his country. An American icon. He will be missed.
You kidnapped a child. You are the scum of the earth.
I honestly have no idea how I once worked with these unhinged lunatics…
Boarding Now: Criminal Illegal Aliens Next Stop: Literally Anywhere But Here
My basic problem with the Civil Rights Act: it is always creepy and aggressive to force your way into the presence of people who don’t want you there. It makes perfect sense that this movement was led by a rapist.
"I'm tired, Hitler." "Alright, talk to you tomorrow." "Good night, Hitler." "Good night." "Heil Hitler, Hitler." "Should be 'Heil mein Führer' when addressing me directly, actually..." "Huh, never knew that, Hitler." "Yeah..." "..., Hitler." "..." "Okay, bye, Hitler." "Bye..."
Dear @SecretaryLCD - the H1-B program is regulated by specific DOL memos that sets the standards for jobs and what kind of pay qualify. It’s literally a stroke of your pen away from fixing. Below, I’m going to lay out how you can do this, and save the American tech worker: 1/
Dear friends in tech. This is not acceptable. Fix it, or be forced to.
I can’t believe we’re at war with Iran…
Trump’s tariffs have cratered the stock market. I wish I hadn’t voted for him.