CarolinaConservative3
@1776Carolina3
Third time's a charm...
Just deleted all my dating apps. From now on, I'm gonna meet men the old-fashioned way...standing in the Dollar General parking lot, seductively eating a Slim Jim and randomly accusing men of being my Baby Daddy. Guess I'm just a sucker for tradition...
Gov. Tim Walz is continuing to express outrage this week over SNAP cuts in Minnesota. It is worth noting that the $430,000 he spent on prepping for his recent testimony would have paid for roughly 86,000 such meals for Minnesotan citizens instead of law firms and advisers...
When Mama says it's time to go back inside but Ghandi said passive resistance is an effective tool against your oppressors....
Ah, the 80s... A stubborn 14 yr old me BEGGED my mama for this dress to wear to the Jr high prom. She relented. Along w that purple satin Jessica McClintock fabulosity, I sported a side ponytail, silver pumps & rhinestone jewels. You couldn't tell me NOTHING that night! 😂
Y'ALL QUIT NERDING UP MY TL!!! 😂😂😂
Since many people come in at various points in the posts about lesser known facts of the world of Lord of the Rings, Middle-earth, and some may be catching up or need a refresher, here is a glossary of people, places, things. Day 4 Of the Vanyar and Noldor Elven Royalty of…
You think it's exhausting being my friend, try being my hairdresser...these are the messages she receives from me.
I was skipped ahead a grade in elementary school based on my reading ability. Had they realized about my math INability, I would have been moved *back* 3 grades. (3 is a number....right?? 🤔)
LIVID that I am being forced against my will to think positively about Coldplay today....
This guy seems to be trying to beat out @Simone_Biles for the "Worst Non-Apology Apology HR Disaster" award this year....
Went to feed the outside critters. Opened the sliding glass and screen doors, then closed them when I realized I had forgotten Rinse the Racoon's banana. Went back inside to get it. By the time I got back, he had his little raccoon face pressed firmly against the door, staring…
Apparently, Ms. Oates (no relation to Hall &) can't handle a little pushback on her posts. What an absolute twatwaffle. 🙄
Gonna assume that JC initial you've got going on stands for "Jesus Christ, you are an imbecile...."
One of the critters I feed. 2 adult raccoons, Ransom and Ruckus, and this little guy and his sister. I call them Rinse and Repeat because she copies everything he does lol.
Such a fascinating guy. Currently reading....
Roald Dahl, author of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory " was an RAF fighter ace with 5 confirmed Nazi kills in 1941
Oh, so we just gonna pretend *this* mofo didnt exist??
Super Heroes ranked : 1. He-Man 2. Spider-Man 3. Batman 4. Iron Man 5. Super Man
Fatsy Cline over here looking like a college kid who's pissed off her parents made her get a summer job at Costco. Also, dont tell me you love your cats if they dont have their *own* Costco.
I just got an email from @Target asking me to complete a survey regarding a purchase I made In Indiana On July 21, 2025 Apparently I am so awesome I can buy things at stores in states I've never been to, on a day that hasn't happened yet...
This is me with a tan. A tan that came from a nice lady named Gloria who sprayed it on. Of *course* I dont tan naturally, look at me!! 😂
Are you even able to tan?
Just spent 15 minutes broiling in the sun because my wealthy widower neighbor wanted to chat. Girl's gotta have a retirement plan.....
Saw a video of a cat enjoying this $5 cat pool toy from @fivebelow, so obviously, I rushed out to buy it. It immediately became a $5 puddle on my floor, leaking as soon as it was filled. Five Below, you have disappointed my cats, and owe them an apology. And punitive damages.
