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Vegan carnivore. My pronouns are Lord/We. Capricious blocker - I use it as a filter. Like = full throated endorsement! /s, nearly always.
It’s called a conflict of interest. She holds shares in her husband’s company. nypost.com/2025/07/22/us-…
Gosh Stephen. It’s just comedy. Why so sensitive? foxnews.com/media/colbert-…
Not that @elon will hear me, but you need to either get Stripe to stop punishing your customers for wrong think or ditch them.
Hi, @Stripe. Are we still doing this de-banking thing? Was it something I said? If we say that men can’t be women, if we donate to pro-life charities, if we oppose two men buying eggs, renting wombs, and commoditizing babies… Does that come at the cost of de-banking?
Why the hell is this news? “People don’t understand menu. Buy expensive steak. News at 11.” And a $52 restaurant steak isn’t exactly Richie Rich expensive. foxnews.com/food-drink/gen…
Post with a random photo or you’ll have an unlucky July
What would you name him🤡😍
What would we do without these experts to predict these surprising and unforeseeable outcomes? No one - I repeat - NO ONE - expected the Astronomer CEO to resign. Amazing analysis! foxnews.com/media/tiktok-f…
In the last 24 hours: -Donald Trump was accused of sending Jeffrey Epstein a birthday card -Barack Obama was accused of ordering the intel community & the FBI to manufacture evidence One of these stories has the full attention of every "journalist." The other involves Obama.
Reddit frontpagers are so clueless about what constitutes modern conservative media. They're still living in 2015...
Won’t someone please think about how the assassination attempt impacted the press!!?? Main character syndrome. foxnews.com/media/cbs-news…
I have no way of knowing you aren't a vampire or a werewolf, which is far more likely than you breaking into my house in the middle of the night to steal a loaf of bread for your starving kids.
So if I come to take bread from your house and my kids are starving, you will murder me? Here is a scenario: You hear a sound from your kitchen. You walk in with your gun and you see me holding your bread and soda. I raise my hands and say "I am hungry". Will you shoot me?
Leftists suddenly being interested in pedophiles and Epstein is one of the more bizarre turnabouts this year.
Seth Rogan has spoken about this. Seth. Rogan.
They probably need whatever they’re trying to take more than you do Seth Rogen has spoken about this
On the next all-new Sesame Street Elmo is going to tell all about 2FA and why it is important.
Crockett seems to want more aggressive indoctrination. “Welcome to Camp Reeducation”.
My new name for this dumb b*tch. Jasmine Crock-a-shit. oann.com/newsroom/jasmi…
Of all the men that ever strawed, this one strawed the most.
It’s genuinely bizarre watching Boomers convince themselves that a couple making $15/hour at 7 Eleven can buy a home, raise family, and retire. They’ll go down as the generation that was chronically delusional
I’ve been making screwdrivers with Tang (The Drink of Astronauts!) rather than OJ. What should I call them? I haven’t come up with a decent pun.