Janelle Waz

NEW VIDEO: Space... The final frontier... These are the games of the Star Trek Franchise. From Genesis to 360, join me for a retrospective of five Star Trek console games from the 90s to the mid-2000s. (Link below!) #StarTrek #allstartrek #VideoGames #RetroGaming

You've seen the Gowron gif. Now here's the context. From "Star Trek: Klingon" #StarTrek #ComputerGames #Gowron #StarTrekKlingon #StarTrekTNG

Going off duty for the night. See you all later. Good night! LLAP! Captain Waz out. #allstartrek

Julian: That's a glib answer. Not even a pithy comeback. #DS9 #InterArmaEnimSilentLeges #allstartrek

"Okay, Doctor... How many lights do you see?" #DS9 #InterArmaEnimSilentLeges #allstartrek

Sloan: I thought Vulcans and Romulans were virtually identical. Is that why Worf, a Klingon, was more of a blood donor match for a random Romulan than the Vulcans on board the Enterprise? #DS9 #InterArmaEnimSilentLeges #allstartrek

BTW, crew: got a new video up! Check out these Star Trek video games! #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekENT #StarTrekTOS #allstartrek #VideoGames #RetroGaming youtu.be/uZm4zwSoZn4

Sloan: Orange Tang, Doctor? #DS9 #InterArmaEnimSilentLeges #allstartrek

"Would you like a glass of Blue Tang, Doctor? We mixed it this morning." #DS9 #InterArmaEnimSilentLeges #allstartrek

Section 31 makes no sense. Why would you recruit someone who doesn't want to join your organization? What happens if they sabotage something? #DS9 #InterArmaEnimSilentLeges #allstartrek

Jellico: Just the way you left it, maybe a little better. Picard: (Looks at Troi wearing a uniform and not a low-cut jumpsuit) No... It's not. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek

Madred: How many lights do you see? Picard: THERE! ARE! FOUR LIGHTS! Madred: (Turns around) DAMMIT! ANOTHER ONE WENT OUT! #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek

In a (fake) sequel episode, Riker cleaned Jellico out at poker. Here's Jelli leaving with a satisfied Riker looking on. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek

Jellico: Am I disturbing you? Riker: Oh, I was already disturbed. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek

Picard: When children learn to devalue others, they can devalue anyone, including their parents. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek

Jellico: Geordi, I want you to conduct a discreet scan of Gul Lemec's ship. Look for anything unusual, anything that might... make us put a boot on his shuttle. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek

Gul Lémec. He's a French Cardassian. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek

Picard: I see four lights. Madred: There are five. Are you quite sure? Picard: I see four lights. Madred: (Turns around) HOLY! One of the bulbs is burned out! I'm terribly sorry. I'll get that changed right away. #TNG #ChainOfCommands #allstartrek

Evening, crew! Captain Waz is on the bridge! Sorry I'm a little late: I just got in. Tonight's lineup: #TOS: #Metamorphosis #TNG: #ChainOfCommand #DS9: #InterArmaEnimSilentLeges #VOY: #Macrocosm #ENT: #Northstar Take your stations and plot a course for #allstartrek!

Wherefore?

Whenever I make a bunch of good jokes in a row.