Samantha STEPHEN
@MySpell4You
Hiding so that Karma can't find me.
Last night a rose did bloom in my secret garden. It has charcoal black petals and thorns covered by blood. Its petals sheened like leather under the moonlight.
My new diet is one full of naps . . . because you can't stuff your face when you're sleeping.
That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy waiting for the microwave to beep.
Out of all the voices in my head, the women voices are the worst... so catty.
I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbors ADT sign.
I have zero tolerance for racism, turkey bacon, decaf coffee, and plain cheese pizza . . .
Two heads, one body: the anatomy of conjoined twins [🎞️ hashem.alghaili]
After 3 days of taking antibiotics and 2 types of painkillers, the swelling in my jaw is decreasing and the pain is bearable as long as I chew on the other side. 3 more days of antibiotics and it should be better. Thank you to those who supported me.❤
Wait till he notices the cat 😂
When the hotel doesn’t allow pets so you sneak in with your child instead 😂🤣
Guess where I am? Hint for hockey's fans, a famous number 4 grew up here
Show me the way love is supposed to feel, pure contentment, safety and endless attraction
I can do anything I put my mind to, but there’s nothing my mind wants to do today.