🇨🇦James the burger meister 🍔 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏁🌈

I never thought day drinking was cool until I had kids.

Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you, and feel glad that you are alive? I just did, and apparently, I will not be allowed on this train again...

Woo me, motherfucker

Sometimes all you need is 1 friend who wants to see you happy!

Be careful not to “someday “ your life away.

Toast

I think you should make yourself comfortable and have your coffee in bed with me.

Wanna have your soul Touched by An angel?

Imagine having dinner with me. Then we lay in bed together and kiss. Then you lay your head on my stomach and it sounds like Chewbacca begging for mercy

Some days it's a struggle just to breathe. Anxiety cripples me, then bone-deep weariness. The only thing that keeps me going on days like today are my dogs. Today, waking up and being semi-functional was an act of bravery.😮‍💨

So yeah, Cape Cod is full. Please turn around and go TF home. Thanks.

The coolest people were born between 1965-1975 … period, end of story 😎🖤

It's only embarrassing if you care what other people think.

Some days I'm so alive, I can't stand it. 😅🤐

Imma add this to my stomach

Rubbish

Passing storm front. That one brought hail and a ton of lightning.

Wishing everyone a lovely night! Aurora Borealis, Northern Alberta.

Nice end to the day. Beautiful thunderstorm over the lake! 🌩️

It's missing a fork

This is an abomination