michelle 🍤
@Michestellar
sandal-wearing goldfish tender
I love accidentally tapping on an ad and going straight to the app store. when it happens I’m like yeah. this feels really good. this is where I’m meant to be now
Me and all my friends at the 10pm Ninga Turtle movie brother HH
On this day ten years ago, Bill Foster was, “thinking about thos Beans.”
The people saying he was trying to be nice or that I should’ve just said thank you are insane?? You’re acting like I literally dropped my smile on the ground and he helped me get it back…
me: *quite literally RUNNING to the train* random man: i think i will stop her and tell her she dropped something. and when she turns back, i will tell her it’s her smile. i think that will make her happy :)
realized last night that dollman in death stranding sounds like ren höek
my fav ozzy clip every cat owner knows this feeling rip legend
full body cringed at the One Battle After Another trailer because Leo walked onto the dojo floor with shoes 😱
Quaaludes
The California crazy train is coming to a squealing halt!🐷🚂
I’m not laughing. Have some respect. RIP Doo Doo Chen
This picture has been plaguing my mind for the past week, I can't stop randomly thinking about it and laughing. Doo Doo Chen is legitimately haunting me.
have to tell a guy his house is sinking tomorrow
Our country is obsessed with war. Every year, Congress votes to invest in death and destruction instead of health care, housing, clean air and water, or ending child poverty here at home. I will not vote to send another $831.5 billion to the Pentagon.