#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart
@prettycritical
my words were spoken from a sort of ‘delusional girl’ persona…
This is so sick because I love when guys wear glasses and now I have to kill them all just in case
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and didn’t eat the leftovers
every time one of these posts comes up where it cost someone more to cook than to go out to eat, it turns out that they had to buy a bunch of spices and ingredients they didnt have before, used 0.01% of the container, and counted the whole price towards the cost of the meal
me but with last year’s jean shorts that don’t fit anymore
Jalen Hurts asked why he didn’t wear his Super Bowl ring: “I’ve moved on to the new year. It’s as simple as that.”
wish i could be there in person for when the person selling a $200 webcam on facebook marketplace for $180 ("price firm!") finally cracks
one of my favorite things to do in the world is eat packet ramen. and no, not the good kind.
the lion does not concern himself with his DSM-5 diagnosis
i thought this was alex mccord
Finest couple rn
The people saying he was trying to be nice or that I should’ve just said thank you are insane?? You’re acting like I literally dropped my smile on the ground and he helped me get it back…
me: *quite literally RUNNING to the train* random man: i think i will stop her and tell her she dropped something. and when she turns back, i will tell her it’s her smile. i think that will make her happy :)
a husband of a real housewife
what do u call a man that only argue with women
had a dream that me & my mom were on ozempic, but it was crystals mixed into mango juice & when i told a classmate i wanted to drop one size, she was like “size is just for my pamphlets.” then the name of an evil man flashed across the screen in my head 3x & I woke up with a yelp
me: *quite literally RUNNING to the train* random man: i think i will stop her and tell her she dropped something. and when she turns back, i will tell her it’s her smile. i think that will make her happy :)
I had read the transcript of this, and I can’t believe this was the tone of voice she was using. I thought she was making a confession not bragging lmao
She doesn't care anyway lol