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Tradslop bluecheck account called Timeless Music with a Shen Yun pinned tweet. 😙👌
Leng Jun's 2004 oil painting is considered by many experts to be 'the painting that surpassed the Mona Lisa' and one of the most hyperrealistic works ever created!
On this day ten years ago, Bill Foster was, “thinking about thos Beans.”
Dreamt that the new Thomas Pynchon came out but it was only 100 pages and a light read at that, so people were quote-tweeting Penguin Random House with Pynchon edits of “fell for it again award”
Israeli leaders, including Netanyahu, openly talk about de-populating Gaza. They mock up AI videos showing what it’d look like. Every single human rights org says it’s textbook ethnic cleansing. Yet US media continues to act like starvation is the unfortunate byproduct of a “war”
in elementary school the kids in my class would sing “Iron Man” but with the lyrics changed to target these two guys in my class. it went “Jeff-rey Bart-le-by / running through the jungle from Jim Cassie”
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this is the water bottle Ozzy’s people let me have while i waited around. i will never get rid of it
A few years ago I got to meet Ozzy at his house in Brentwood for work. I worked for a company that helped musicians obtain visas and passports for their tours, and I had to take visa photos of him and his entourage, including Sharon and Kelly
Black Sabbath were cool because they were basically just hippies who sang about how important peace and love are but from the perspective of their absence; i.e. “It’s so scary that there’s not enough peace and love in the world.” That’s what being a Dark Empath is all about
John McPhee fires off a pretty good gag about Armenian names here

Sam, it's Tarman. Somebody clogged the toilet on the DHV Magellan and we can't travel until someone fixes it. There's a Plumber on the other side of this mountain who can help. Please deliver him these Dirty Magazines and get him on the Chiral Network