Mac Dickson

I would have said, "Hi," to you, but I didn't want to encourage any further conversation.

Outer Banks sunrise this morning from Manteo, North Carolina on Roanoke Island

my 4-yr‑old just said my laugh sounds like a car that won’t start and now i can’t unhear it.

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery

I've never OFFICIALLY put the kibosh on anything

A year ago today, I woke up and saw heaven outside my window.

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods

It’s a rule… When I have time to actually sit down and watch a movie, I can’t find a movie I want to watch.

I take my dog to family parties so I have someone to talk to.

Your skin is basically your crust.

I say the phrase, "I can always eat," way too often.

Evening 💖

Bands who can't afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

People shouldnt have to be reminded to be kind

I realized something on a walk today… Most people say “Hi” to me by saying, “Where are your dogs?”

pure love.

Bruh … how am I 56 and just NOW realizing the sound of a snap comes from the finger hitting the palm and NOT from rubbing together? 🤯

Van Morrison kinda morning 🎶

It’s not you Twitter, it’s me.

A new study says that people are perceived to be more intelligent if they are better looking. Well, that explains why my Dad always called me an idiot!

You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a lasagna.