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Dignified

You'd nearly think this was ai it's so unbelievably mad.

Nah, you're grand

Remember your dad coming home from the pub stinking of Guinness and your mother pouring him a whisky before bed and did he hit you? Dineenism

Have we blamed his quirky nature on autism yet. Seán Dineen.

Look what 5 years does to a motherfucka. Makes me sick

Chinese teachers and lecturers must be walking around like kings and queens. They've done some job over the years. The technology over there is just unbelievable. Lotta electricity, though.

I had the radio on as I was packing away my tools, having just finished fitting a new kitchen in my own house. 14 years, and I remember it vividly. Had a breast in a bun from Hillbilly's for lunch that day because there was no kitchen available yet. That kitchen still stands now.

A-la Chris Rock: there's Jews and there's Zionists. The Zionists have got to go!

I'm not prepared for Christmas

New phones with no SD Card slot are shit! Loads of tunes not on Spotify. Fuck you!

As someone who hates dance music, hates cocaine, and has no interest in taking ecstasy, why the fuck would i go to your stag in Ibiza? *Leaves groupchat*

Google searching how to get to Dublin but avoiding tolls: "Lol, just stay home."

This bullshit is how Ireland policies cannabis, by torturing minors then lying through their teeth about it in court. m.sundayworld.com/crime/courts/t…

Profiteroles and Bullet Holes. The Gordon Ramsey Gangster origin thriller.

Does she have a name? No. She's his. He owns her.

Ian O'Doherty: "No."

I need you to monitor this situation, playboy

In the field the bodies burning as the war machine keeps turning

They've done something good. Finally.

Mark: I'm going to pretend I am watching Heat.