Rusty
@LieutenantRusty
Mech Engineer. Gamer. The Citadel. Former USN Surface Warfare Officer. Certified Professional Irritable Jerk. Wood chipper enthusiast. #fuckcancer
Never has their been a starker illustration of our slide into dystopia
For the coup de grace, I'll repost this for any newer followers that haven't seen it.
Corky woke up this morning and decided to choose war🤣
Corky woke up this morning and decided to choose war🤣
If you have an odd number of doors in your house, that’s how ghosts get in. If you’re counting the number of doors in your house in your head right now, it’s already too late. #MikeFacts #GhostFacts
I await you posting your ghost "facts".
Unfortunately this was pulled from theaters after only a week because every woman who saw it became pregnant
Gene Kelly's cigarette kiss in, The Pirate (1948) Director: Vincente Minnelli
My son is only 2 years old but already on track to be a multi-millionaire How? I swiped several copies of birth certificates from kids born on the same day at the hospital I filed for unemployment in their names and have been putting the money in my son's investment account…
The Hulkster did the world a service by putting you and the rest of your bottom feeding coworkers out of a job.
Found my wife on Hinge I was heartbroken But then I made a fake profile of a handsome Marine serving overseas and catfished her Convinced her to send me $50,000 so I could post bail at a prison in Libya and come see her She's still waiting for him to arrive And I'm $50k…