Hoodlum 🇺🇸

You wanted a reality show host as a president, well now you’re on Survivor.

“A big man came up to me—tears in his eyes—and said, ‘Mister President, sir, thank you for raising prices on everything. I know I’m helping make America great.’ He shook my hand, and said ‘My friends call me MTG.’”

It's not going away, no matter how many distractions you throw out @realDonaldTrump.

It's amazing how a $200 million dollar contract from the Pentagon can get someone to shut right up about forming another political party

This is an actual quote from KA$H.

NEW: Last week, DOJ redacted names of two Trump memecoin partners from a complaint that revealed they fell for a $250,000 Nigerian fake inaugural committee scam—today, US Attorney Jeanine Pirro had a federal judge seal the whole case. Original complaint: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

Now, do the Epstein files.

Oops: On Joe Rogan’s podcast in September 2018, Tulsi Gabbard acknowledged that Russia interfered in the 2016 election. Rogan called it “amazing” that it took until 2016 for foreign election influence to become a major issue in the U.S.

…UNLESS YOU RELY ON WAGES OR MONEY!

Today’s Update for MAGA: Trade Deals: NO Epstein Files released: NO Obama arrested: NO Jerome Powell fired: NO Hillary Locked Up: NO James Comey arrested: NO Threats and Social Media Posts: MANY Attempt to rename football team: YES Attempt to put sugar in Coke: YES

When __________ dies it’s going to break the internet?

Despite promising not to hike prices, Amazon has raised the cost of at least 1,200 essential items by 19% to 136%.

The Phoenix Art Museum has a pretty good exhibit going on right now

Price of a pound ground beef 🟢 2022 - $4.50 🟤 2025 - $6.12 (New record) FRED

Ladies and gentlemen, the Golden Age.

Why won’t Trump explain?

Ask your father, fuckface.

Inflation is out of control.

I don’t care what wokesters say about Trump and Epstein, I’m never erasing my President Trump tattoo, because this timeless art is the mark of a winner.

Uh oh, I sense CBS will have to cancel more shows to make up for this poll