Jake
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Mum forgot to do Garlic Bread with tea, more like chilli con cannot be arsed, Jane.
Married CEOs can't even hug and romantically sway with their married head of HR during a Coldplay concert anymore because of woke
Unlucky knobhead
"Defninitely India winning tomorrow!" 😁 Washington Sundar reflects day four for India at Lord's 🇮🇳
JOFRA ARCHER IS BACK! 😍 In the first over of his return to Test cricket he takes the wicket of Jaiswal ⚡️-
Weird that Bradford only get crowds because of their ticket prices, eh, #htafc fans? 🐸☕️ #bcafc
Cheapest season tickets in the EFL 👏 Hats off to all these clubs. Making football affordable. For the fans. We based this on each club’s cheapest adult season ticket on offer
Peter Reid when he got home
When you're meeting the deputy PM at 13.00 but got a northern soul all nighter at Wigan Casino at 19.00.
Harry Brook just taking singles and looking calm. Which is exactly when he’ll do the most stupid thing you’ve ever seen
don’t just think Stokes bowling first here was a worse decision than Nasser at Brisbane, I actually think it might be the worst decision any fully grown adult has ever made
There exists the possibility that Olivia Rodrigo and Roy Hodgson have had a conversation.
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📣 We can confirm that Nahki Wells will leave the club following the conclusion of his contract at the end of June. Wells departs after five-and-half years in the West country where he scored 48 times in 237 appearances across all competitions.
Our latest delivery... 😉 We are delighted to announce the signing of Stephen Humphrys on a two-year deal. ✍️ Welcome to the Bantams, Stephen! 🤝 #BCAFC
JFK drinking a white monster and smoking a cigarette sitting in his office (1962)
Before I married her, I took my missus on 8 dates and then we went to the cinema for our 9th. Our dates were dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN
Shai and JDub are the second duo in the last 40 years to score 40 and 30 in the same Finals game, joining... LeBron & Kyrie (6/13/2016) LeBron & Kyrie (6/9/2017) ELITE COMPANY FOR OKC'S STARS 🔥🔥
🚨 OKC IS ONE WIN AWAY FROM WINNING AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP 🚨