Sartorial Thug 🍸
@SartorialThug
Bounder. Cad. Scoundrel.. Badinage. Persiflage. Coddiwompling. Toe-to-toe fisticuffs on the cobbles, no weapons. Hairy. Poet.
A note to my followers. I am no longer replying to posts @'ing me into this. 1. It is clearly either engagement farming or a parody. 2. The Menswear Guy did a thread a week or so ago that just about nails it. 3. I don't want the Tates in my mentions.
Tristan Tate should be the next James Bond. He looks the part, has read all the novels, is English, was a pro fighter, gets his suits tailored at Huntsman Savile Row, and owns the Aston Martin DB5. There simply is not better candidate than @TateTheTalisman.
Whilst scrolling through my gallery looking for a gif, I found this. Every flat roofed murder pub in the country has a list like this.
🎶 I wish I could put my beak on your tits but I can't. You can. I can't 🎶
Mel Giedroyc claims close friend Sue Perkins was 'touched up' by ventriloquist Keith Harris' puppet Orville The Duck during 90s TV show trib.al/IrACYPp
Football. Dashing hopes since 1863. Germany are out.
Could be England v Germany in the women's Euros final. Minge plays for Germany, Hampton plays for England. if they don't pose for a picture together showing the names on the back of their shirts, the game has gone.
It was great to bump into @garyseconomics as I was delivering my petition for a Wealth Tax to 10 Downing Street. Gary has done an absolutely amazing job making the case for a wealth tax and real action against wealth inequality. This is a campaign we are going to win!
It was great to bump into @garyseconomics as I was delivering my petition for a Wealth Tax to 10 Downing Street. Gary has done an absolutely amazing job making the case for a wealth tax and real action against wealth inequality. This is a campaign we are going to win!
The chairman and owner dresses like this, so I'm not surprised.
Forest Green Rovers have released their new kits for next season... Rate them out of 10?
Imagine Keir Starmer looking at you like this.
imagine dua lipa looking at you like this
Imagine the dad from the Famileigh looking at you like this.
imagine dua lipa looking at you like this
You sure?
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
I'm struggling to think of any group of people, apart from politicians, who are worse at their job than economists. Wrong almost every time with no consequences. Money for old rope, grifting illywhackers
I don't mind the players swearing at the golf. I mean, we all do it. What does annoy me are the stupid shouts when players tee off. We all don't all do that. In fact, the only people who do that probably have a long list of sex crimes on their record.
As I don't speak fluent child, I had to search what "W" means in this context. Win, apparently. Running out of fuel is not a win. It smacks of either laziness or poor planning or both. More of an "L" innit, fam.
Bro runs out of gas and pulls off a perfectly calculated move to roll into the gas station