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Laymen need a Sharh to understand my tweets.

George gonna show up to the fight just to see Atlas undress in the locker room.

I can't stop laughing Who's unc is this ?

If I end up in Twitter beef one day you are either on my side or the wrong side.

I would wear these If I wanted to end my bloodline.

Sry but can we pls interrupt our twitter space debate? Its 7pm and my mother said I need to get ready for bed.

Wake up, son, its time to watch TikTok Videos for 10 hours.

While you solved a problem, I already created two new ones. You will never be able to change the world.

People want my advice but dont wanna live with the consequences.

Why start today, when you can delay it until tomorrow?

I fight Villains in my dreams, call me Bedman.

"How did you know im a Dude?" Female Anime Profile Picture

She came from a rich family, now she is homeless. This will be my marriage story

When will we humans finally get the courage to turn the amazon rainforest into a giant parking lot.

Normalize adding your bedtime to your bio

The Reply Guy to Husband pipeline is real, dont give up.

Gonna put No Female DMs in Bio to let everyone know I dont get any.

Road to 1k, best way to clear the TL (If I accidentally blocked you I apologise)

When I go to a Pizza place and order one Pizza they ask stuff like "do you want 4 or 8 slices ?" Of course I want 8, that's double the amount, i'm not stupid.

Fine, I will not go back to the psych ward (for now).

Sometimes you need to go back where you belong