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My family crest is just the fork imprints on a peanut butter cookie.
I ate a couple expired eggs this morning- in case anyone wants me to say hey to Ozzy or anything.
Please someone ask me on a date so I can get super excited then stress so bad about it I cancel at the last minute.
Anybody know what we’re shaking our fists menacingly at today?
Aww I remember taking my son to see Hulkmania when he was small- he’s 41 now… RIP Hulk Hogan
Starting to think the Buffalo Gals are never going to come out.
We didn't have all these problems back when Pluto was a planet.
Aww man. At least Ozzy got to do what he loves one last time. RIP Legend
What do you mean cherry pie filling and cool whip isn’t a healthy breakfast?
Unless you just reminded yourself to go easy on that last roll of toilet paper because payday is still 2 days away please save your sob story.
You're either normal or you study the menu before going to a restaurant
I think sex would be a lot more fun if boners made that door stopper sound
I’ve never been Coldplayed but I did get Smashmouthed that one time.
My ‘following’ tab full of accounts I don’t follow is why I have trust issues.
Dating in your 30s and 40s is like buying a Christmas tree at the end of December. Sure there's some good ones left but you really have to look.
It always amazes me that people will buy the cheapest option and then complain that it works like the cheapest option.
I blame everyone that used to say i’m nOt heRe fOr LikEs aNd attEnTioN.