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Emotionally Challenged
Staying a little playful, a little bit crazy and laughing much is the secret to a happy life.
Tip: Support your friends business like strangers won’t. No discounts. Just love, full price, and loud praise.
He,s Actor Turned Politician (72) & in LOVE & LIP LOCK with a Beautiful Minor Girl (17). Director & Producer : N. T. Rama Rao
She was unique, like a Millennial that could drive a stick shift.
If you tell me your van has air conditioning, I'll help you find your lost puppy.
People look at me strangely sometimes as I sit there laughing all by myself... but one of the voices in my head is hilarious.
You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that's how I feel when some people are talking.
The first thing I said to my wife when I first met her. " Your beauty has been living in my mind rent free from the first day I laid eyes on you."
When you get married, you agree to share a toilet with someone for the rest of your life, and I think that's kind of beautiful.
Keep speaking the language of your soul; your kind will understand without translation.
If you’re wondering what the boy gang talks about in the group chat, here a glimpse of:
Go on, make me feel special by telling me all the same things you just told three others.
Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and gives them to Keith Richards.
Good Morning Meaty Part* Of The Curve Internet *not showing off, not falling behind