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"As playful and nostalgic as William Whitelaw"
The Dick Emery Show is currently streaming free on U & I hugely recommend it - in general it’s much funnier than you might expect & in particular his sketches with Pat Coombs are sublime
What technology have you seen that made you think - damn, we really are living in the future?
What technology have you seen that made you think - damn, we really are living in the future?
i'm going to set my VPN to 1940 when this country had some bollocks wait am i doing this right?
Hey @grok which one of my mutuals do you think would have been most likely to secure the best deal for the United Kingdom in its negotiations for a loan from the International Monetary Fund in 1976?
Yet another Russian joke. A new gulag resident enters his shared cell. The old-timer asks, "So how long are you in for?" The newcomer says "Twenty years." "Twenty years?! What did you DO?" New guy: "Nothing NOTHING at all." The old-timer says, "Not possible. The sentence for…
"No Sex Please, We're Afghan. An overworked civil servant accidentally sends the names of 20,000 UK porn users to Kabul."
I'm watching this without any audio. I imagine this is what she's saying "The introduction of the concert with The Rosebuds feels like an attempt to create a denouement yet which leaves story arcs unfinished: Sid & Bernie, Mr Muggins, Dr Soaper & Matron. Disappointing."
"No I won't eat my vegetables! No, no, no! Waaaah!"
British teenagers logging into porn sites like... "Uh, good evening, um, young man. My name is Charles Norwood..."
Now do Hamas.
Israel must allow aid in over land to end the starvation unfolding in Gaza. The situation is desperate. We are working with Jordan to get aid into Gaza. We are urgently accelerating efforts to evacuate children who need critical medical assistance to the UK for treatment.…
Hey, @grok , who was the least famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
1. Amazing how the left get behind our armed forces when they want them to do something for someone else. 2. It's the Royal Navy.
To break the Israeli blockade causing Palestinian children to die of malnutrition the British navy should escort a Dunkirk style fleet of small boats like this to deliver the essential food & medical supplies Gaza needs. Surely no civilised country can stand by & do nothing
Hello @X. The account for @LionUnicornNews has been suspended for "inauthentic behaviour". We're not a bot, just the account for a blog site. We've been here for ten years, and we're authentic. Tell us what to do, please.
On October 7th, France suffered the second-highest number of casualties after Israel. 42 French nationals were murdered by Hamas. Dozens more were wounded or taken hostage. Today, the president of France is attempting to reward the perpetrators with independence. Disgraceful.
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them "You were only supposed to blow the..." None of them responded. I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
Alright, Ruprecht
What's this sound? It's the sound of the reckoning coming for those who are starving Gaza and those who enabled it, including @Keir_Starmer and @DavidLammy . Downing Street, London 25/7/25
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I dropped a tray of glasses. None of them responded with "WAHEY!" and a round of applause. I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
What with Mr Baxter from playing a French copper, the cultural appropriation on this episode of 'Bergerac' is off les charts.
