George?
@GeorgeStevens11
Arsenal fan. Surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny.
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “IRANU”. None of them responded with "UVAVU". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
now hush lil labubu dont you cry everythings gonna be dubai
Alright, which one of you mistook Robbie Williams for Noel Gallagher?
🚨NEW: Liz Kendall has been floating an idea dubbed by colleagues as a 'five minute sh1t rule'. The Works and Pensions Secretary is said to be horrified by the amount of time her staff spend in the toilets during work time.
Fancy a cobra bomb, son?
Max Dowman and Ray Parlour in Singapore.
Thought the 1st one was a tap in but the 2nd was a SCREAMER
Fish and chips for tea in Portreath , Cornwall. What are you having ? Bosh
Wow, genuinely chilling. French TV show Affronter Votre Pire Cauchemar ('Face Your Worst Nightmare') confronts farmer François Lavigne with 36 singing children dressed as the brother he accidentally killed in a drink-driving accident 10 years prior.
Listening back to the Noel Gallagher episodes now Matt Morgan has uploaded them all again, the meeting Hulk Hogan bit really cracks me up
Trump after seeing latest South Park episode
[🟢] NEW: Alan Shearer is currently trying to convince Alexander Isak to stay at Newcastle. (@LewisSteele)
I’m no fan of Orville, but I think he’s largely blameless here.
Mel Giedroyc claims close friend Sue Perkins was 'touched up' by ventriloquist Keith Harris' puppet Orville The Duck during 90s TV show trib.al/IrACYPp
Just been deep throated by a hard plastic camera with some not very effective numbing spray. Safe to say I won't be rushing to give out any blow jobs after that experience...