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“Lame patter and attending Robbie Williams a worrying combination”. He/Him.
✨ 🌈 “What the new year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the new year.” So tonight (maybe tomorrow actually, might just watch a film), I shall start my incredibly inspiring 2025 challenge of playing the GTA games in order before the release of GTA 6!
Joe Stephenson unlocking his account for a few minutes once a year or so is the closest we’re ever going to get to the governments releasing all these incriminating files everyone is always banging on about
Ian Wright is to women’s football what CM Punk pretends he is to women’s wrestling
Manager’s of national teams the size of Italy shouldn’t have the wiki picture of a newly divorced man on the dating apps anyway. Sometimes you just get what you deserve in this game.
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!
Finally home. Never thought I’d experience something like the Leipzig semi final ever again. Except these won 24-0, every one is a last minute winner & they’re winning the fucking lot. I may not be drinking, but I am now addicted to Oasis in a way that’s easily just as bad for me
Liam Gallagher called the crowd “you lovely people”, said “bosh” and referenced the couple caught cheating at Coldplay at the gig last night btw. Noel is using the tour to pay for a divorce, Liam is buying Twitter back.
THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD. I’LL ALWAYS BE OASIS, ITS IN MY VEINS
