Samplo Corvodina of Streatham
@TreborRhurbarb
I like live comedy, Dundela, Sixers, long walks. Legendary parafictioneur. Heterodox sports provocateur. Transpontine diaspora. Dinner lady.
My 3rd standup set. Came into this largely unprepared so a fair amount of it is freestyled but I think that probably suits me. PART ONE
people's data was stolen from big Supermarkets. And here is the Nanny State Government barging in and demanding all adults who want to look at a Beer subreddit upload their personal fucking IDs full of info about themselves onto unsafe 3rd party verification outlets. Use. A. VPN
In a crowded field - a field I myself have contributed to - this is probably the most unhinged reply I have ever seen to a member of parliament on Twitter Dot Com.
They are conservative only by name these days. I would definitely not be conservative on a date with you I’d be pulling out all the stops flowers in the back of the chauffeur driven limo, you deserve it you well intentioned beauty just wanna give you a hug
Just landed in Heathrow Airport T3. Went into M&S. Three staff working. I said to them “MR LOVERMAN”. None of them responded with "SHABBA". I have a voice recording & their names to report to M&S. We must confront them every time.
We need to stop Israel now or will be too late to save seven million Palestinians from genocide and ethnic cleansing.
The Israeli Knesset has passed a declarative proposal, with a majority of 71 members, calling for the “imposition of Israeli sovereignty” over the West Bank and the Jordan Valley.
Simply couldn't imagine a full blossom balding man like Hulk Hogan being a breakout crossover superstar nowadays. They wouldn't allow it. To stand a chance he'd have to be pumped full of hair transplant meds which together with the steroids would stop him ever having sex again.
wtf that's not what this is.
"White people have no culture." Meanwhile, white people:
This is what's being sent to the inboxes of everyone signing-up to the Your Party. Disagraceful.
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It’s not called Your Party!
He wants to try having sex with other football clubs?
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Alexander Isak tells Newcastle he wants to explore move away from club 👇 Full 💣 details amid Liverpool interest... #nufc #lfc dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
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🚨Manchester United are considering introducing a Personal Seat Licence system at their new stadium 🔴Fans would be charged £4,000 - with season ticket cost on top ⚫️Club would be first in PL 🔴Officials say move 'hypothetical' & part of consultation dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
🚨Manchester United are considering introducing a Personal Seat Licence system at their new stadium 🔴Fans would be charged £4,000 - with season ticket cost on top ⚫️Club would be first in PL 🔴Officials say move 'hypothetical' & part of consultation dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
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