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“Do you like older men?” I like men that randomly send me $100 bc they can’t stop scrolling through my media as a thank you to me

Of course, the only jeans that fit my fatass and waist combo are in the middle of a big controversy

Just saying if you have my number, why the hell are you trying to dm me on social media? … Like… even if I didn’t text back, just text me

it’s #MotorboatHerTitsMonday

any recommendations for a chew toy for a teething 3 month old puppy?

I need a man who is unashamedly and insanely obsessed with me, without a doubt

Thunderstorm woke me up, which I don’t mind except that Luna hates going outside in the rain…

“how do you like it” raw. next question.

my neighbor keeps opening her door and yelling “ LUUNAAAA oh Luna” … every time I am trying to get her to poop … it’s sweet but damn I’m not trying to be outside for about half hour

floating in a pool and an extra $300 would make my sunday better

been waiting over a month for these AHHH

sunday funday aka sq*!rt on his face day

me and who

Feels like 92° and like I need a 64oz margarita pitcher