someone’s mom
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former virgin. selling my evil vagina online ig:@bustelo4babies
Today on “weird people my customers tell me I look like”- a man told me I look like I should be in the movie “a league of their own” which could have meant he thinks I’m a hot lesbian or he has a weird fetish
Explaining my mental illness to a guy and he just stops me and goes “I get it, hot girl shit”. YESSSSSS you have encountered my kind before
Sorry I’m late, I was being crazy and pushing everyone who loves me away
You need to have ten boyfriends, one for every day of the week
Eating a stick of butter to see what all the fuss is about
The only promises a guy should be making to you are promises he’ll make you walk funny
I’m committing suicide
‘E! News’ has been canceled after 32 years on the air.
It me
so funny to see men writing all kinds of tradwife fanfiction about this pic in the comments meanwhile this woman is a single mom with an onlyfans
I’m nervous bc I cater with the manager of the place I interviewed at and I don’t want him to feel obligated or weird if he hires me or not so…. I’m scared.
I saw Chuck mangione play trumpet from a suspended chair when I was 12
She longs for a lavender marriage of the past.
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
Kms immediately in front of her bc this is clearly the worst thing to happen to anyone ever
women worry about predators & guys worry about “ran through”
Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through
Listening to tiny dancer on repeat but only the part where he sings “hold me closer, tiny dancer”
