A Southern Nobody 🃏
@ExLibrisNemo
Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack
Flat earthers. You can't reason with them or throw them off the edge of the world.
They came to their senses.
Walking in to work and I noticed someone left a huge jar of pickles in the parking lot. Why?
Ending a tweet with 'Full stop' is a pretty clear sign that your argument doesn't hold up as well as a dead giveaway that you can't defend any of the nonsense you wrote. Full stop.
I need more hours in the workday while also not working more hours.
Be kind to people*, you never know what they’re going through *not including @Junebagio
My turn. No, Prince's solo on 'While My Guitar Gently Weeps' at the '04 Rock & Roll HOF was not a guitar 'masterclass'. It's a self-indulgent display of vanity that sounds like something you may hear at your local bar and it absolutely ruins the overall tone and feel of the song
And for my next bit of blasphemy: "Under Pressure" is absolute shit. Sure it's got a hook catchy enough that Vanilla Ice lifted it, but it takes the best talents of two artists, Mercury's super high range, and Bowies ability to take 50's lounge scat and turn it into dark…
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Chuck E. Cheese has been arrested in Tallahassee, Florida. tallahassee.com/story/news/loc…
Check on your GenX friends, it's been a rough week for us.
RIP, BROTHER 🙏
Hulk Hogan has passed away at the age of 71.
Most famous? Really? Perhaps you're not familiar with my earlier work...
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
Nope
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
Procedure went well. I've had a headache all afternoon so I'm just taking it easy. Thank you for the prayers. See you tomorrow.
Hey, @lee_bail83, what are you doing the next two weeks?
What about a prescription for a parrot?
Yo, ho, all hands Hoist the colours high Heave ho, thieves and beggars Never shall we die
So, I have a retinal tear, and the photocoagulation (laser) procedure is scheduled for tomorrow morning. Should be a quick and easy procedure but I have requested a work excuse requiring me to wear an eye patch and yell "Aaarrrrgggghhhh" for the next two weeks. Fingers crossed🤞
Yesterday, I had a medical exam that didn't go well and the results show a very prominent issue. It was an eye exam but still.
"Into the sand..."
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
Going back to bed.
You suddenly wake up from a Saturday afternoon nap in 1998 to find it was all a dream--what you doing first?