Ryan
@ryanhorton
full-time dreamer
“Sorry, I couldn’t hear you, Europe. I was too busy high-speed railing your mom.”
*Mother-in-law in town for a visit* Mother-in-law: You’re starting to get more gray in your beard. Me: I know, and thanks for noticing.
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Ozzy and Hulk Hogan appearing to some guy in Missouri tonight after his 12th Michelob Ultra
A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19.
A new legend rises. AZTEC BATMAN: CLASH OF THE EMPIRES is coming to Digital 9/19.
What is the charge? Eating a pizza? A succulent cheese pizza?
I was at this match, and I’ve never seen a more electric crowd. It sounds good on the video, but it was amazing in person.
Hulk Hogan vs. The Rock at WrestleMania 18 is still the greatest wrestling match of all time, to me. Look at that crowd. It's what pro wrestling is all about.
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I bet Hulk Hogan is headlining tonight with Macho Man in that great wrestling ring in the sky. RIP in power, brother.
We didn't have playdates when I was a kid; our parents kicked us out till dark. And the weakest among us ended up on Unsolved Mysteries like Mother Nature intended.
The guy at the funeral home said I should probably set the beef chalupa down while picking out grandma’s casket. As if I can’t do two things at once pal.
I never knew Ozzie meant so much to the 20-something group of contractors working next door, but they’ve been playing Sabbath and his solo stuff all day.
Glad to see @AMCTheatres redecorated the Commanders' locker room.
Commanders unveiled their new locker room today. They previously scored an “F” on the NFLPA locker room report card. Ownership invested to upgrade the space. Here it is: