Toad
@ItsToad_
A scholarly authority Arbiter of Truth Retired Boy Scout, 2nd Class Best grilled cheese sandwich maker in the world
Any tweets of mine that you do not find funny are just inside jokes you’re not a part of.
This is what they took from us 😔
95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, “This is what they took from us 😔”
From your finger tips to AG Bondi’s eyes. @AGPamBondi @FBIDDBongino @FBIDirectorKash
I can’t wait for the White House to hold an event on the lawn where they give influencers trapper keepers full of everything they’re totally going to charge Obama with for realsies
We’ve all seen how many shots she takes. She deserves way more than an NBA player. x.com/repjohnnyo/sta…
Equal work. Equal pay. Period. I stand with #MD02’s own @Reese10Angel and every @WNBA player fighting for what they’ve earned. 🏀💪 #PayUsWhatYouOweUs
I can’t wait for the White House to hold an event on the lawn where they give influencers trapper keepers full of everything they’re totally going to charge Obama with for realsies
I can do a bunch of these but I’ll stop after one because people are going to think I’m nuts
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
I wear one sock on each foot instead of both socks on the same foot! Like and RT if you do the same!
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If these MAGA fanboy losers hit the gym or went outside maybe they wouldn’t feel so bad about themselves and would stop taking their insecurities out on other people!