Essence 🐚🍯✨🧚🏽
@EssenceSimmone
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You helping her look for it
My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it
why don't plankton just run into the krusty krab with a gun and blow everyone shit smoove off
Maya Moore on this day in 2014: 48 PTS 10 REB 4 AST 7/9 3PT
No, thanks for asking
Manny Pacquiao is open to a rematch with Floyd Mayweather after coming out of retirement. Is this a fight you’d still be interested in seeing in 2025❓
I can’t find the tweet but someone said they told a girl she had a big head and she said “yeah that’s why your mom is a crackhead” 🥹😭😭😭
No matter how playful your jab is to a woman, be prepared for the most personally devastating insult you’ve ever heard
I dunno if the lord did it but somebody did.
Lord they called Ozzy Osborn home too?!
devil's advocate implies the existence of heaven's prosecutor
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
“It’s a rough neighborhood” And I’m a rough nigga. Now you said 3 bed 2 bath for $700 correct?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When LeBron James’ son almost died, why didn’t he ask Kendrick Lamar to walk him out to the court?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
When the homie go in the booth and say “Sharp like Shannon”
Welps. I’m a mess now
- this episode is about to tear me up.
Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday, and right now—
Please don't disrespect uncle Stevie like this.
Hit-for-Hit who y’all got winning in a versus matchup?
This was so damn funny lmfaoooooooo
I can’t have a kid feeling?
After moving up another weight class Bill: “He ain’t to big Dev” Dev: “he small” 🤔🤦🏿♂️
I’ve seen nothing but positive posts about the great work Malcolm Jamal Warner did over the course of his life. That makes me happy.