Emily, Queen of Chocolatonia
@Emschocolate
#LCMS Married Chocolate, Coffee & Sarcasm #IndependentVoter #POTS #dysautonomia #ChronsDisease
Why I’m an #IndependentVoter #NoneOfTheAbove Succinctly stated:
From what I can tell, we are now governed by an extra-Constitutional system of political parties and their powerbrokers who make decisions in their best financial interests, but not ours-- and we're cut out.
Kudos to Derrick Perry for stepping in, holding the perp at gunpoint, and saving lives. Another instance of defensive firearm usage that astroturf groups like “Moms Demand” pretend don’t exist. The algorithm can hide it all it wants but GUNS SAVE LIVES.
If, to you, the “least of these” means illegal aliens trafficking fentanyl but not the unborn child, the incarcerated gang banger but not the persecuted Christian, I’m not interested in your opinion on what Jesus “actually” meant
By people who wanted to eliminate black people. Know your history!
Planned Parenthood was founded on eugenics.
🪀 Bugs teaches Sam about a little thing called "manners
Boom! The Bee wins the Internet today!
Hulk Hogan Makes Surprise Entrance To Challenge Jacob To Wrestling Match buff.ly/DFTXYJq
Everyone needs a sword aka stabby stick from @TheMiddleborne Middleborne Arms. See his X feed.
Do You Own Enough Swords? Take The Quiz! buff.ly/BqTROlS
There’s at least one generation that can’t tell you what word this is.
How true
Chronic illness isn’t some vacation. It’s the slow loss of everything you used to be. It’s losing the ability to move without pain. To eat with nausea. To wake up and just go. It’s grieving the thousands of tiny things you used to do without even thinking.
Behold, the Borg Cube.
“I want something that represents me as a person as well as the legacy of my time as President” (Builds blatantly evil lair )
Today’s episode of liberal economics:
How are gas prices near you? Welcome to Washington!!
Attention Independent Voters: August 9th is a great day to shop!
BREAKING🚨: Democrats are allegedly planning a nationwide economic boycott on August 9, abstaining from work to demonstrate their economic impact.
Summers with #dysautonomia related heat intolerance... #SillySaturday
I worked for the same company for over 30 yrs. I thought loyalty was important until I was laid off. There is no loyalty in the workplace. You’re important to them until they don’t need you. Always do what’s best for you. Don’t ever let your job define you. You’re so much better
Jesus: “But concerning that day and hour, no one knows…” False Prophets: “Hold my beer…”
You need a sword!
These are some of my favorite that I’ve made
The Divine Service to close out the Youth Gathering was simply fantastic
Interesting
🚨 JUST IN: Ghislaine Maxwell was granted “LIMITED IMMUNITY” by the Trump DOJ, per ABC This could be to encourage Maxwell to spill EVERYTHING and implicate Epstein’s clients without incriminating herself. DOJ *could* be building cases here, but have not yet commented. Maxwell’s…
Check out our new song “Heartbroken Hallelujah” today! Start listening here: fts.lnk.to/WAA From the upcoming album, Wonder & Awe, releasing everywhere August 8th. #mercyme #heartbrokenhallelujah #wonderandawe #christanmusic #icanonlyimagine