Elijah the Middleborne
@TheMiddleborne
Merely Christian; husband to a redhead wife, father to FIVE redheads. Someday, in this life or the next, redheads will have our vengeance; woodsmith
Teach your kids they can kill dragons
So the first dressing change was so ridiculously painful(the morphine didn’t work so I was without any pain killers) that I keep expecting it to hurt as bad even though now I barely feel more than a pinch.
The marine life:
Dropping blocks in the oceans to help marine life
They’ve finally probed deep enough
BREAKING: Congressman Frost claims "The White House is about to drop proof of aliens."
I bet you didn’t know this about C.S. Lewis!
This is the best C. S. Lewis quote.
The perfect ending doesn’t exi-
“Welcome to the planet” is more than a line, it’s Clark embracing his place. And with Lois, he’s finally home. That’s Superman. #HenryCavillSuperman #RestoreTheSnyderVerse
Fish to fry you say? You know who eats fried fish? CATHARS
i heard an expert on NPR say, "contrary to popular belief, AC does not actually cool the room, it cools the AIR in the room," and i'd like to take this opportunity to say NPR, you need to be on your absolute best behavior right now.
My wife is acting all sexy today(she’s walking and breathing)
Tell them that they’re going to become the 52nd state
Traveling to Europe next week and need tips on how to make it obvious I’m an American
Carry a gun
Traveling to Europe next week and need tips on how to make it obvious I’m an American
The great white here is about to get absolutely wrecked
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Yes And no sometimes Also not
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