Official Lorne Michaels
@forlornmichaels
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that lorne in ur head ain’t real how bad do u want me for real

you like my hair my ripped up jeans you like the bad lorne i got in me

🚨 Lorne Michaels officially has is now one Saturday Night Live two ratings NBC of on broadcast television!

You had no business making that damn ice cream so yummy @jimmyfallon. Not okay.
Perhaps so. But then again, perhaps not.
“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” I asked Lorne Michaels and he said something super ambiguous
Hello, this is Lorne Michaels. I am currently stuck under a cardboard box that was propped up with a stick because there was popcorn inside and I wanted to get the popcorn. The stick fell over and I am stuck inside now please help Regards, Lorne Michaels
a quiet celebration tour merch table is crazy

hey paul you forgot to put me on the list thats okay tell your people to look for the man sobbing uncontrollably in the balcony

reverse michael o’donoghue (changing your last name to sound LESS irish)

I would’ve liked to at least be considered, but it’s okay. My congratulations to the nominees.

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” I asked Lorne Michaels and he said something super ambiguous
“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” I asked Lorne Michaels and he said something super ambiguous
According to official medical assessments on file (as required by NBCUniversal), I can safely confirm that Mr. Sandwich is indeed only three apples tall.
on his toes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭