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@coldhealing
TikTok anthropologist, midwesterner in exile, feminist, loneliness epidemic superspreader, dark statistician
Being a type of man that gay men are attracted to has taught me a lot about male desire. It's so helpful to see how other men act when they're interested; how they listen more, how they follow up. I try to apply the lessons I've learned to my own life, in a feminist way.
I was born in the right generation. I was meant to lay in bed at 11:45pm and watch TikToks of NYC transplants quoting their substack reviews of LCD Soundsystem songs

San Francisco polyamory dares to test if women are more satisfied by 10^100 shrimp than one man
My dad just dropped some really great photos of deer in our backyard. I could send them to her and say "us" but not quite there yet

Dating app users will listen to an entire Gracie Abrams album to have something to text about with a girl they hung out with once at a $20 cocktail bar
"Would you save 10^100 shrimp or 1 human?" is an irrelevant hypothetical compared to the much more pressing and real "will you call your mom this week?"
Went to Catholic church last night. Not converting just seeing the world. It was the church in Dimes Square so 5+ of my Twitter mutuals were there. One person who I talked to who was not my mutual said to me "Everyone here is based, this is a safe space to be based"
Free alpha for egirls is you can caption your next selfie with this text and get an easy few hundred faves
The lovely people who put my Wikipedia page together have asked me to publicly declare that I own this photo and am releasing it under the creative commons attribution license, so please take this statement as that declaration 馃摳
Rain is coming in from the west, but the sky is still blue in the east. So you can see the reflection of the blue sky in the windows of the World Trade Center

Last night at the club I was explaining to girl I just met that yes I'm wearing Tevas sandals, I'm not going to change my whole day just for the night
When I was 24 years old there was a 4 month period where I only took baths because I broke the showerhead in my apartment and I was too nervous to call my landlord
Sometimes the up-and-coming artist who has parents with blue names on Wikipedia makes good music. There's wrong with that. Would you rather they did something more evil with their head start?