rob
@ok_but_still
you tell me that your superfine mind has come undone. alt: @okbutdead
you're telling me the detective in this movie is suffering from memory loss? but he still has to solve the case?
you got a couple months to work out the details, but i'm thinking a bawdy collection of letters from my friends would make a great gift, if someone could organize?
2034 - i'm carried away from my house in my underwear by a drone for quote tweeting "woman moment" on president AOC's post about her trip to jerusalem's western wall
guy who ordered the first ever burger that came with a knife stuck in it
if i ever see this annoying woman while im driving my car, i'm going over the curb

imagining a woman who is 1,000 years old and she goes to bed at the same time as a woman who is 31
watching this on Hulu and like 5 minutes in they drop an undisclosed Bernthal on you. what fucking year is it?!

rick from pawn stars is trying to buy me. not bragging just a fact
we ran a monte carlo simulation for your penis and it only got hard .3% of the time
the more i see of "Weapons" the less interesting it looks, sadly