Danny Sheridan
@DannyShezz
You’ve just watched another unbelievable bosh from Big John.
what emotion is this even supposed to be
He looks like Keira knightley in bend it like Beckham
Conor Gallagher's new look in training 🏴💇♂️
Better in his own head than any proof
Daniel Farke has revealed that Mateo Joseph has asked for a move to Spain. Striker has thus far not taken the manager's recommendation to join up with the squad in Germany... More shortly on YEP website. #lufc
The peerless Scottie Scheffler’s reaction following the greatest walk in golf 🏆 theopen.com/latest/very-sp…
How do the chasing pack close the gap? Rory McIlroy, Bryson DeChambeau and others on the challenge of competing with an ‘incredible player’ who continues to raise the bar theopen.com/latest/scottie…
I’m stage 4 cancer and thought I’d missed my chance to see @oasis #oasis then yesterday this happened!! Unreal @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher
"During a company event at a Colplay concert I offered my head of HR a Murray Mint which she accepted. Whilst singing along to Yellow she accidentally swallowed the mint, and I was forced to perform the Heimlich maneuver just as the Jumbotron camera focused on us."
When you think you hear gun shots in the Selfridges changing room
Picture of the Astronomer CEO & the Head of HR at the weekly staff meeting.
Loved him in Emmerdale
🚨 Barcelona are ready to terminate the contract of Oriol Romeu, with Girona looking to sign him as a free agent. (Source: @MARCA)
Only two of them? I thought they were tree fellers.
Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers stupidly decided it would be a fun idea to cut down the Sycamore Gap tree, and damaged Hadrian's Wall in the process. Now they're facing prison sentences of over 4 years each. What a pair of prize planks.
this is the football equivalent of when you’re being interviewed for a job and they ask you what you’re weaknesses are and you say “sometimes i just work too hard”
Me after air frying French fries and chicken strips for my family to enjoy:
a certain romance ily so much cannot wait to see you live next tour
The Ordinary Boys trading Pokémon cards
any chance anyone’s got a spare for Preston?
