Division Order

HEY, YOU! YES - YOU! The new Division Order single 'I Want Your Love' is out now! All links to steam it on your smart shoes here: linktr.ee/divisionorder #NewMusic #NewMusicFriday

Remind us again Joey Barton seeing as you were such a great footballer, how many trophies did you help to win representing your country? Oh that's right, none. You only earned one cap for the England national team. In 2007. What a wanker. #itscominghome #Lionessess #Euro2025

A flawless set by @welovepulp tonight and Jarvis Cocker was on fine form, but ffs the @tramlines crowd were the worst audience I've ever been in. So many rude, obnoxious people who also ignored the band and drowned them out with chatter when they weren't "playing the hits".

We knew he was fragile but I don't think anyone realised the end was so soon at the last Black Sabbath show. Few people were there at Year Zero of an entire genre of music. The Prince of Darkness may be gone, but his shadow will loom over metal music forever. RIP Ozzy Osbourne.

If Donald Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell over her involvement in Jeffrey Epstein's disgusting sex trafficking ring, it will be his Watergate moment. Whether he loses the mid-terms or not, there's no coming back from the public seeing you covering up for paedophiles.

Hey @realDonaldTrump, Even Martin Luther King Jr.'s kids weren't calling for the files on their father's murder to be declassified. Your distraction tactics no longer work. Where are the complete, unredacted Epstein papers?

If you knew nothing about British politics, James Cleverly, MP for Braintree, could easily be an inept, incompetent joke character from a political satire. What exactly does Kemi Badenoch think she'll achieve by bringing back more old faces of Tory failures past? #PoliticsLive

...and we go live now to Kemi Badenoch rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic... #PoliticsLive bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

...and we go live now to Kemi Badenoch rearranging the deckchairs on the Titanic... bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Sarah Pochin is a classic example of the phenomenon of how some people would vote for a pig if it wore the right coloured rosette. She's a worn-out Tory rat who jumped from a sinking ship and just tosses word salad together like every other opportunistic populist. #politicslive

Bootleg @HMLTD remix just for fun this #NewMusicFriday. Enjoy! soundcloud.com/divisionorder/…

The waiting rooms and queues for @RoyalAlbertHall and @TicketmasterUK's sites for Queens of the Stone Age @qotsa has been an absolute farce and ultimately a disappointment. Why must trying to buy tickets for live music be such a stressful chore when it really shouldn't be?

UK Lawyers for Israel @UKLFI are such towering legal intellects that they are incapable of debate and decided to block me. So I'll repeat here: why does an legal organisation exist in the UK whose sole purpose is to advocate for a foreign state? x.com/UKLFI/status/1…

If you're expected to pay tax when you work at 16 years old, then you should have a say in how that money is spent and which government is in power. Simple as that. Reform UK and the Tories only want to keep 16 and 17 year olds disenfranchised for their own benefit.

All the brouhaha over MasterChef made me remember watching it with my grandad and him shouting every time either John Torode or Gregg Wallace ate anything: "Look! Look at him shoving that massive forkful / spoonful into his fat face!"

Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers stupidly decided it would be a fun idea to cut down the Sycamore Gap tree, and damaged Hadrian's Wall in the process. Now they're facing prison sentences of over 4 years each. What a pair of prize planks.

Let's hope that his "autism made me a slimy creep" excuse will mean that Gregg Wallace can never again grace our TV screens to stick massive spoonfuls of pudding in his face or shout at croissants in a factory while wearing an unnecessary hairnet. 🙏

Former Secretary of State for Justice, Minister for Women and Equalities and (very briefly) Prime Minister @trussliz thinks that it was the BBC's job to get justice for grooming gang victims. Why was this pudding allowed to lead a country?

You can sometimes forget what a force of nature Tina Turner was as a live performer. RIP to the Queen of Rock & Roll with the craziest legs in the business! #LiveAid40 #LiveAid youtube.com/watch?v=9wyuwJ…

Sadly I can't make it to @courtingband's show at Sebright Arms in London tonight. Gutted but I'd rather my ticket didn't go to waste, so it's available on the @dicefm waitlist if anyone is after one x dice.fm/event/q2yl6a-d…

So @KNEECAPCEOL, are you guys donating the money raised from these to Oxfam's Gaza appeal or Medicins Sans Frontieres or the like, or are you just grifting off your Palestine-related notoriety?