Cyborg Pediatrician
@CyborgPeds
The man with the golden stethoscope. Hyena stan account. Part time airline CEO. Free Semite cash arbitrageur. Jewish chem trail provider. עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי
I want to make it clear that CyborgAir does not fly alien drones. Our pilots are partially human. Calling them aliens breaks their metal hearts.
🚨BREAKING: Vueling Airlines captain responsible for throwing Jewish children off airplane revealed
The first time I had dinner with @manhattanmaker and @HardPass4. Honestly I felt bad for HP.
Don’t worry, I got it saved for the midterms. Every republican candidate should use it.
I found @CyborgPeds’ TikTok account.
I admit it, this is me, all day, every day. I'm that guy. Except snakes. I hate snakes.
Air Canada flights are just like American flights except smoking is legal and there is no lavatory and the pilot is a moose.
Some turd in a Prius was doing this on a two lane highway today. This is what I wanted to do.
What a self-righteous F-tard 🤬. He has no idea why someone may need to go very rapidly on the highway. Someone in the car may be dying and need a hospital, same with a pet going to the vet. Loads more reasons. Fuck that shithead.
What do you think of this billboard? We're digging into this new push to ground the Seattle summer tradition and get the Blue Angels out of Seafair! Watch KIRO 7 News at 5:30 and 7pm.
What do you think of this billboard? We're digging into this new push to ground the Seattle summer tradition and get the Blue Angels out of Seafair! Watch KIRO 7 News at 5:30 and 7pm.
Drag this sob
If you’re mad that I won’t vacate the left lane so that you can drive 20+ over the speed limit, truthfully that’s a you issue
So Cuba has high hovel ownership rates? Cool. It would be even better if they got electricity for more than an hour or two everyday.
Did you know very few people in the US give a fuck about Cuba? The commies do, sure, but you all aren’t people so it doesn’t matter what you think 🖕
Some of us ain’t so easy to “take down.”
“What if the Jews did something to the Germans”, “Hitler was trying to save the world”, “How do we take [the Jews] down?”, “Genocide.” This isn’t 1940s Germany — it’s a 2025 podcast. Suzette, a recent culinary high school grad from south Florida goes full Nazi and Pompano-based…
Holy cow.
“What if the Jews did something to the Germans”, “Hitler was trying to save the world”, “How do we take [the Jews] down?”, “Genocide.” This isn’t 1940s Germany — it’s a 2025 podcast. Suzette, a recent culinary high school grad from south Florida goes full Nazi and Pompano-based…
I don't give a shit. If a grown ass man puts his hands on my kids, I'm going to use them for shark bait.
My first reaction is that is bullshit. Then my rational mind sets in and I wonder about the context here. Was the kid tresspassing? Was the kid fishing where it was posted no fishing? Had they warned the kid off before? This is NOT the whole story here.
Me and the boys arriving in Canada to scope out which cities we want to rule after Trump invades
I love when fellow physicians try to gaslight me into believing I’m lazy as a manipulative attempt to get me to do their work for them.
Now they’re healthy!
Froot Loops is finally following its nose — toward common sense. Thanks to the many parents who spoke out and pressured @KelloggsUS to remove harmful food dyes from its products. I urge more companies to step up and join the movement to Make America Healthy Again.
do NOT attempt to pet this man's tummy....
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