Aelfred The Great
@aelfred_D
Gamboling toward greatness
The receptionist has quit and we’re about 15 minutes from the Siege of Leningrad in here.
When you see somebody tweet the worst tweet possible and you think, thank god, there’s no way I’ll be the main character today
My mom is a big Elvis fan and the five main things you need to know about Elvis are he loved God, he loved his mom, he loved music, he loved pills, and he loved guns
I think we can all agree the wedding reception hasn’t really started until Elvis pulls out a fucking rifle …
Band names in the 90s: Royal Jelly Band names in the 00s: The Missouri Compromise Band names in the 10s: EPIC Band names in the 20s: Curious Anhedonia
Rumor has it the South Carolina establishment is scared of what else we are going to expose on this whiteboard. Hold the Line.
Rumor has it the South Carolina establishment is scared of what else we are going to expose on this whiteboard. Hold the Line.
The exposition:
Rumor has it the South Carolina establishment is scared of what else we are going to expose on this whiteboard. Hold the Line.
Nah
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
Fascinating. Now just stand over here…no no, you can keep talking, just one sec
Was the American Revolution such a good idea? nyer.cm/RafU1FD
I killed them. I killed them all. they're all dead. all 10^100 of them. and not just the shrimps but the shrimpettes and shrimplings too.