Modern 🇮🇱 Talmud

Congregant: Rabbi, I have a strong desire to live forever. What should I do? Rabbi: Join Twitter. Congregant: And will I live forever? Rabbi: No, but the desire will disappear.

Pinchas may have had a little too much spear-it

Pretty tragic story

🚨BREAKING: Vueling Airlines captain responsible for throwing Jewish children off airplane revealed

At least these Vueling ads are honest

Don’t forget to say your bedtime shema

Macron’s Lawyer: Now is it true, Ms. Owens, that (mumbling) guiltypeoplesaywhat Candace Owens: What? Macron’s Lawyer: No further questions, Your Honor

My year in yeshiva be like:

Who else is fed up with radical Islam? 🙋‍♂️

LinkedIn be finding people you went to Jewish summer camp with once 25 yrs ago

The moment Zimri and Cozbi were caught and went viral 😬

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This is why you shouldn’t go to concerts during The Three Weeks

*slamming hand on table* JEWS ARE FROM JUDEA