Big Minge Energy 🇨🇦

Maybe the world is the way it is because people don’t throw virgins into volcanos anymore 🤷🏼‍♀️.

Ngl, I literally died laughing when I saw Eminem on that golf course #HappyGilmore2

She was rare, like an edible meal at Arby’s.

I'm sad? Tears. I'm tired? Also tears. Angry? Straight to tears, right away. l'm happy? Believe it or not, also tears.

In the mood to stick a fork in the toaster

Grandpas smoking weed for the first time

White taco night

she totally deserves an oscar

LMFAOOO

Trying to keep your shit together is exhausting.

In a room full of people, I would be looking for the door.

You’re the drug that I’m addicted to and I want you so bad But I’ll be fine

*finger guns the walls of heartache*

Received dm of the day You're the suspicious stain of this place.

Me on my way to work:

Found 'em!

Sorry, I was hiding in a cave.

Some of you never fully recovered from your bout with Pac-Man Fever, and it shows.

*eating Beefaroni from the can naked in bed* Livin’ la vida loca