Debbie Downer

Can everyone chill out

Donating my brain to science so yall can study a real bitch

Everyone always thinks it’s relationship problems when in reality I’ve killed my l*ndl*rd in my head 27 times

Is this fucking play about us

Going on a 10 mile walk so I dont harm myself or others

Me if u even care

Drunk me made plans with 6 different men tonight

Does anybody know how to have self respect

i wish i had everybody in the world’s location

Upon further reflection I haven’t been evil enough

Everybody is going to pay for what this man has done to me btw

Hitting ur bitch husband must feel so good

Ok damn

Yayyy overemphasized the importance of my role in somebody’s life once again!!!

I need to bounce on it like the Pixar lamp

I wasn’t put on this earth to respond to discovery requests I was put on this earth to be pretty

I like him so much I don’t even get the ick when he wears flip flops