Collin Murr
@CollinMurr
Writer. Host of Lie Cheat and Steal on Wednesday Night. Multiple people have told me I'm a better game show host than Pat Sajak. Jokes so bad they lead to arson
This Wednesday at 9 Eastern. we'll be recording a pilot episode for The Order of Things, an original game show format I've created. Here are some questions from our test episode. Send me a DM if you'd like to join us!
Israel, like every other nation on Earth, is expected not to use starvation as a weapon of war. The issue is, unlike most nations on Earth, it is using starvation as a weapon of war. And it believes it is being unfairly singled out because of it. It is not.
Israel is the only nation on Earth that is expected to set up a flawless food supply chain to feed a nation they’re at war with
THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER turns 70 today. It’s a perfect movie.
the room next door - When Donald Trump was Called Out
Last night Mrs. Graessle, a woman who had nightmares seeing the first Saw when it came out all those years ago, came downstairs and asked "...can we please please finally watch Saw X?" We have fully converted the ENTIRE house 🙏🙏 @joshstolberg @darren_bousman
This might be the most disgusting thing they’ve printed
How @nytimes describes Israel shooting and killing hundreds of starved Palestinian civilians waiting for food. “Crude form of crowd control”
ANIMATED PETER LORRE IS IN COYOTE VS. ACME Huge news for 15 people, including myself.
I hate all those A.I. images of dead celebrities in heaven, but I saw one that had… the Twin Towers? Do buildings go to heaven? What’s the theology there?
Hey everyone, proud to announce my @FANGORIA debut with a piece on the 70th Anniversary of one cinema's most immortal classics: THE NIGHT OF THE HUNTER! fangoria.com/the-night-of-t…
This is a real frame from the 2013 Fantastic Four movie.
this is a real frame from the 2005 Fantastic Four movie
Watched "She Rides Shotgun" this morning and was reminded that John Carroll Lynch is such a brilliant character actor, he’s equally believable as the nicest man around—and the most terrifying man in the world.
AIPAC accused Bernie Sanders, a man who lost family in the Holocaust, of “blood libel” because he wants to prevent children from being starved to death in Gaza. What a disgraceful thing to say. Why would elected official associate with a group like this?
Despicable blood libel from @SenSanders. Shocking but not surprising that Sanders doesn’t even mention Hamas in this hate-filled rant. Why is @BernieSanders so afraid to call out Hamas for rejecting ceasefire offers that would stop the fighting, free hostages, and surge aid?
My friend ordered chips and queso during Blue Velvet and when the lights came on at the end he legit had cheese all over his shirt like the whole thing was yellow
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
Wait, the premise of Happy Gilmore 2 is that he accidentally killed his wife with a golf ball?
hockey canada acquitted, diddy not guilty, epstein clients covered up. women get abused, assaulted, have their lives ruined and if they have the courage and bravery to speak up the system does everything in its power to dismiss them. we will never be free, praying for E.M. today.
does the NYT realize what it looks like to have genocide denial in its op-ed page while there are literal pictures of genocide on the front page
People shouldn’t starve to death. They shouldn’t barely make ends meet, especially when working for an org with an obnoxiously paid CEO. They shouldn’t go bankrupt because they got sick. I can’t believe we live in a world where these ideas & values are debatable.
Charlie Brown had hoes
Here's my take on Colbert: he was originally a genuine conservative Christian. He found that he could get laughs by slightly exaggerating his actual beliefs. The act worked because he was affectionately lampooning people like himself. The dissonance of getting approval for…
The Epstein Files: The only time Trump was the one trying to remove his cameo
In 2010 this would’ve spawned an autotune music video and no less than 5 daytime talk show interviews. We used to be a proper country
A guest on CNN attempted to backflip.
The student protesters were obviously correct on Gaza. The reaction to them was obviously idiotic and depraved. We're probably still a while out from this being banal conventional wisdom, but it's coming.