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The worst person you know is at keinemusik today

Cam Newton was so good that white moms knew what dabbing was

You seeing what I’m seeing?

“I’ll take mine medium” Just grab me a beer, you’re getting whatever I feel like

The LinkedIn Sociopath phenotype is one of the most grossly under-studied phenomena of this century.

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Have a blessed Sunday, NEVER DOOM.

grown ass men watching Love Island, go change some spark plugs fuck nigga

If Instagram is ruining your day to day life you’re NGMI

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

Tell him Anne Hathaway could still get put through the headboard

In: July Out: socks

the Instagram baddie to terrible dj pipeline

J. Crew has my credit card by the balls

Not only is this video stupid, but why the hell is the background so fucking bright white?

What a horrible day to know how to read

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