helkum

name a 10/10 cereal

niggas be like “money over hoes” and don’t have either one

flowers are $7, that man just don’t like you

if every one of my followers sent me $1 i could buy this mustang 😭🙏🏾

pet rent is crazy cuz how u expect my unemployed pet to pay

sometimes i agree with people just so they can stop talking

why does that first lick of coochie be tasting like a copper penny

we got albino yns wth 😭

she look like the beginning of a Tyler Perry movie

If you pregnant don't swallow chewing gum it could stick to the baby hair 😂

so we all awake at 5AM on a wednesday

AC Milan BRING ME MY MONEYY 🙏🏾🙏🏾

my problem is ion gaf and ion gaf that I don’t gaf that’s prolly why idgaf 😂

i like femboys

i think its time to come clean and tell yall the truth

every time i tell her “have fun” i do not mean that shit

wish I could mute my mind, all I do is think

why is twitter so ☠️recently

zesty ahh bowl

I knew I was cut like that when my mom was yelling at me otp and I hung up on her