Got CTE from playing Peek-A-Boo

Film critic reviewing the NFL: Jalen Carter is a berserk nightmare, a behemoth-aspirant fever dream on crack, Kirby Smarts definitive pass rush acid trip Draft analyst watching a movie: (replaying the same Goodfellas clip 4x, once in slow-mo) Look at what he does here… BAM! Wow

Second most famous pedophile to most famous pedophile: im making a happy book :) to celebrate your birthday :D

(Adam schefter on ESPN live) A scare for the Jets, but justin fields foot injury has been determined to be minor- some time missed but he should be ready to start week 1 (a rat scampers across Adam’s desk and he grabs it and starts digging into it like a BBQ rib)

(Just throwing shit at the wall) Crazy Frog had aura

Now that we know fields injury isnt serious can we go back to talking about how bad those packers throwbacks are

Poor justin man that sucks

The Epic Bacon at Tesla Diner looks downright hideous! A shame, i was looking forward to this

Dan Campbell and Ben Johnson have the same relationship as guts and griffith

Ben johnson is reportedly “torturing” Caleb Williams. “Caleb has third degree burns and is in tremendous pain,” per @kfishbain

I have a locked alt account where i have tweeted hundreds of times just about me taking a shit

The movie Eddington reminded me the most of was Under the Silver Lake