Hugh Breeze

I’m a man of my word. Update soon.

Got you

Gun right trips, 58’s the Mike.

Started the limbo at the bar last night, will be doing this again.

Ladies, ladies, one at a time. #67

“I’ll take mine medium” Just grab me a beer, you’re getting whatever I feel like

5 hours of sleep, feels like a donkey kicked me in the head. The cure is the cause time to get back on the horse

Just swipped up and laughed at the ex wife story what she gonna do break up with me again?

If a girls house has a “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom sign” they want you to do coke in the bathroom

Waze and Maps really need to start showing DUI check points, spare us all from the awkward U-turn

Can’t beat it

This whiteboys ready for Juneteenth #culture

Only 11 more of these untill I can start talking to women

Don’t let the whiteboy get hot

My bitch ex wife would’ve been making me shop for candles rn #FTB

Thank god I’m a white male and thank you to our troops. Stay blessed yall

Woke up at the ex wife’s

A tale as old as time

Dorris Burke just dropped the hard R on National television

Divorce lawyers in the South must make bank off 21 year olds getting married a year after meeting

These people have to have 0 friends my boys would punch me in the face #shrink