Brandon Hannibal Donkey
@BrandonDonkey2
Single Dad Of 2 Teen Boys/Carpenter/Custom Home Builder/BSA Troop 121 ASM/Home Chef/Cigars/Protector/Prepper/Anti-Government Guerilla/Pronouns 5.56/.223
I've picked up quite a few new followers recently and it seems only fair to fill you in on the adventure you've signed up for. My account is 10% hard news/politics, 30% life, my kids, our adventures & 60% comedy/sarcasm/satire. I do a lot of "bits". We like to laugh here. 1/
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Cesar salad, fresh tomatoes, cold Flatiron steak. @BrandonDonkey2 @SMF904
My daughter sent me this and then face timed me. I’m gonna be a GiGi y’all! 🥹❤️ Class of ‘48… whoop! Then we called my sissy who’s a Longhorn and showed her the onesie 🤣
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Steak (filet and ribeye). Parmesan crusted potatoes. Corn and bourbon. Friday night dinner at Casa 50. Cheers 🥃
*gun range
Go to therapy? You mean, like, a record store?
Tonight's Leaf and Barrel, Rocky Patel Montecristo 1935 Anniversary and Black Cherry Old-fashioned with Angel's Envy Single Barrel store pick..Cheers!!! # #minionshappyhour
It's true.
If you're a dude and you're having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.
I think @TexitDarling would agree.
When I am Queen, anyone who pushes code on a friday that breaks stuff will either be executed, or will have to buy a steak dinner for the team that troubleshoots their bullshit.
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
I couldn’t even finish all this but I feel like u could run through a wall. That tomato energy be hitting different
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
St. Louis ribs, home fries, and leftover Cucumber/onion salad. @BrandonDonkey2 #MFerMeals
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
Thick Applewood Bacon Wrapped Roast and seasoning with Baked Potato and grilled green beans for dinner tonight.
Mother fuckers! #MFerMeals
It’s pizza night for #twittersupperclub and #mfermeals @four4thefire @BrandonDonkey2
People who say AI isn't a threat are the same kind of people who said the automobile would never catch on.
I hate this timeline
Jamie Lee Curtis confirms a ‘Murder, She Wrote’ reboot: ‘It’s happening’ trib.al/GCEBm40
I’m working in the living room and watching @TheDeadFilesTV because it’s Friday baby! TGIF 😎
I’m working in the living room and watching @TheDeadFilesTV because it’s Friday baby! TGIF 😎
The worst part is once the inspector shows up 35 minutes late, you have to kiss their ass and tell him it's no problem, just glad you could make it. There shouldn't even be fucking building inspectors. Or a building department! Tin pot dictators!
Waiting on an inspector. Inspection window was 8:30 to 10. It's 10:26. I fucking hate the building department.
Me complaining about the building department.
Waiting on an inspector. Inspection window was 8:30 to 10. It's 10:26. I fucking hate the building department.