Jennifer Beck
@LaydyDragonfly
I speak in memes, movie quotes, song lyrics, and punchlines. My love language is sarcasm. Happily married 20+yrs. ❤️
Please tell me How an AI video of bunnies on a trampoline can go viral But a real bunny in a real Rescue can’t get even 1000 likes for lifting? ❤️
He was a jolly, round fellow who loved to laugh. My g'ma was a tiny, very serious woman. She would smack him on the arm when he'd cut up and yell, "shut up, Tom!" Then he'd say, "I love it when you hit me bc it feels so good when you stop", then giggle some more. ❤️
If you were fortunate enough to know your grandfather, what is one thing you remember most about him?
It's a good follow. She's really funny. 😜
Did you hear about the guy who found stir fry all over his bed in the morning? He had been sleep wokking. #NotSorry
Why You Should Be My Friend. Episode #2. I can reach the top shelf.
Why You Should Be My Friend. Episode #1. "My friend Jenn" is just a really fun thing to say.
Annnndddd.... THIS earned a follow. 🤘😅
My 3yo wandered into the garage while I was working out yesterday and I may need to rethink my playlist because today he's telling everyone that ‘anacondas love honey buns.’
I was 17, staying at a gf's house for the night, we snuck out and went down to the beach to meet a couple boys, one was dating my friend. At one point, I'm sitting on some driftwood with the other boy... he leans in to kiss me..... And I puke on the beach. 🤷♀️😅
I bet a bunch of people have a memory about this!
Remember those bags of clothes I get? 10 points if you can find the dog. 😅😅😅
I think it's time to retire some insults. Being a pussy, dick, or asshole isn't a bad thing I love those body parts. You know what you really are? An appendix, you useless fuck.
Exactly. I value all of my friends and appreciate the influences that each of them has brought to my life. I consider myself lucky to have such an amazing group of people who call me "friend".
I value my Transgender, Persons of Color, LatinX, Muslim and a variety of other aspects of my friends. If you start a hate filled rant in comments on one of my posts or post on my page with ignorance and hatred you will be blocked. I support my friends and will not tolerate…
brilliant, if you ask me. 🤷♀️😅
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.