Unsupervised Dad
@unsupervisedD4d
Lucky husband, swiss-army Dad, nerd. Cleverly disguised as a medical professional. Pronouns: 45/70
Four feet on a dirt dance floor Campfire embers lighting each step Crickets keep the slow dance time Barred owls give one word answers To questions the pines didn’t ask.
Not the norm around here.
The fertility rate in the U.S. dropped to an all-time low in 2024 with less than 1.6 kids per woman, new federal data shows. nbcnews.com/health/health-…
“The rooster is making a racket out there. I’ve got the light, you get something…else.” Boys, get yourself a gal who knows how to ambush a predator.
Remember kids, chronic cocaine use will rewrite your brain in unpredictable ways. In Hunter’s case, it made him a left-wing propaganda spewing megaphone with Tourette’s.
Hunter Biden ERUPTS into a rage-filled meltdown demanding that criminal illegal aliens be RETURNED from El Salvador under threat of US invasion. "If I became president... I would pick up the phone and call the f*cking President of El Salvador and say, 'you either f*cking send…
Watching the boys play Halo: Infinite. Me: “That map looks familiar. It must be a remake of Blood Gulch. And Coagulation.” Then: “What are those?” Me: “Well, in the olden times…”
Brits bragging about castles. We have Castle Doctrine.
Had? I saw two of those in our pan drawer last night.
Do you know anyone who ever had this pan?