The Bouncing Cow
@Bouncingcowz
Pictures taken with my old phone. Maybe the odd Dad Joke. Haven’t been on stage for ages, permanently puzzled, also, pictures are mine except for retweets.
I Traveled home by pogo stick last night, and was stopped by the police for jumping a red light. #LunchPun
Perfect afternoon for a stroll #ThursdayThoughts #photograghy #trees #Scotland
There is a lot of excitement in the world of confectionery as rumours abound that Cadbury are ceasing production of the crumbliest chocolate in the world although there are many who believe this is just ‘Flake News’ #LunchPun
Apparently, work in the world of silent assassination is becoming a cut throat #badjokethursday
What was large, had horns, four legs and spread fear across the land of Russia in the 16th century Ivan the Terror Bull #badjokethursday #terrible
#LunchPun I recently stole box loads of disinfectants, detergents & liquid soap…made a very, very, very clean getaway.
There are rumours that scientists in Oxford have been experimenting with genetic sequencing in dogs, with particular emphasis on their characteristics. I’m not sure if it’s true…. But they’ve certainly got tongues wagging #LunchPun #Wednesdaywit Travelling had to go now
This has buggered my granddaughters hopes of her and her friends being able to book their own holiday this year. #children #holidays
There was trouble at the National Mauve Convention earlier today when a peaceful protest turned violet... #LunchPun
I have decided to imitate, in a gently artistic manner, short crust pastries containing seasoned meat and vegetables- It is Cornish Pastiche #tuesdaytitters #LunchPun #RateMyPun
Failed to make the top ten at this years ‘National Deflation Championships’ ….. it was a bit of a let down #LunchPun
Good morning, Happy #ThickTrunkTuesday from the Lakeside at Buttermere 2017
It’s July, why do the horse chestnut trees think it’s autumn #trees #why
Just drove through a dip in the road… Best avoid the Tzatziki if I were you #sillysaturday
Being dyslexic isn’t a problem. My granddad was dyslexic and he was a officer in the Royal Navy What did he do ?…. He captained a bus #LunchPun
So @ScottMo68256087 .. what do you think about Tails Waititi doing the new Judge Dredd.. #JudgeDredd #Movies
I really really don’t know who thought cheese and onion hula hoops were a good thing
#thicktrunktuesday #trees #treeoftheday #Treetime #thetreepeople #TreeTuesday Carmelite Friary Church, Kildare Town, Ireland.